[QCLUG] reason to never use windows

j.brun@mchsi.com j.brun@mchsi.com
Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:18:49 +0000


Reasons not to use windows:

I don't want the Google Toolbar

Please quit downloading updates.

Didn't I just validate my copy of windows yesterday?

Reinstall, talk to microsoft.  

I know I have a usb device connected, I'm the one who plugged it in

Root kits suck.

Uninstall MSN Messenger.  No really, uninstall MSN Messenger.  I mean it, 
uninstall the damn thing.  

My Outlook Express has been hijacked and I have been emailing porn?

Some other friggin autoscan is running.

Windows $179.00.  Word processor $249.00.  Photo manager software $79.00.  
AntiVirus Software $39.95.  I got a virus, and now the other three seem not to 
work.

I am very capable of arranging my desktop icons all by myself.  I don't need 
to be reminded about which ones you don't feel I use enough.

Windows update has now updated your computer.  Good luck in figuring out which 
device we disabled this time.

Windows encountered an error at 03eff:01Ae.  We're not going to tell you what 
that is, but we are going to seize your computer and let you loose all unsaved 
stuff.

and lastly: BSOD.


Just venting

John