[QCLUG] reason to never use windows
j.brun@mchsi.com
j.brun@mchsi.com
Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:18:49 +0000
Reasons not to use windows:
I don't want the Google Toolbar
Please quit downloading updates.
Didn't I just validate my copy of windows yesterday?
Reinstall, talk to microsoft.
I know I have a usb device connected, I'm the one who plugged it in
Root kits suck.
Uninstall MSN Messenger. No really, uninstall MSN Messenger. I mean it,
uninstall the damn thing.
My Outlook Express has been hijacked and I have been emailing porn?
Some other friggin autoscan is running.
Windows $179.00. Word processor $249.00. Photo manager software $79.00.
AntiVirus Software $39.95. I got a virus, and now the other three seem not to
work.
I am very capable of arranging my desktop icons all by myself. I don't need
to be reminded about which ones you don't feel I use enough.
Windows update has now updated your computer. Good luck in figuring out which
device we disabled this time.
Windows encountered an error at 03eff:01Ae. We're not going to tell you what
that is, but we are going to seize your computer and let you loose all unsaved
stuff.
and lastly: BSOD.
Just venting
John